This is audio of Angelique (gleefully-happy), Jennifer (fuckyeahsexwithlee), and myself meeting Chris. It’s straight from my phone so there is some dead air at the end.

First is Angelique, her kids and her husband. You can here Jenn and I talking to his publisher a bit as well. Second is Jenn and her daughter meeting Chris. Last is me, stuttering and blundering through talking to Chris.

Things:
Chris mentions a third book for The Land of Stories!
Chris remembered he tweeted about my glasses and THEN HE PUT THEM ON.
Chris is going to put my sunglasses on his shelf.
He loved the mini-book and so did Alla (his publicist) and I just???
I gave him a TLOS map bow-tie and he joked about wearing it to an award show.
Chris said “You’re so talented” EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
I shook his hand and he looked right in my eyes and he was so wonderful.