my favourite food blog just posted a picture of a cookie with wASPS IN IT

WHY WOULD YOU EAT A COOKIE WITH ACTUAL WASPS IN IT I’M GOING TO THROW UP

this reminds me that last night i almost died because a massive earwig crawled across my carpet towards me and all i could do with throw stuff at it and then cover it with a used pudding container and wait for an adult to take care of it